Have no hang ups with this or that

I asked Shiva " mind if i don't wash in your Ganges?"
i asked Christ "mind if i don't hang arround your cross?"
i asked Allah " mind if i don't bow down towards Mecca?"
i asked Yehowah, " mind if i don't lament and eat quietly my apple?"
i asked Buddha " mind if i don't do this dumb sitting with the Sangha?"

i said to them, "..by the way i'm going to the mountains where you all go to sit along a camp fire..."
And they said to me , " we'll join you there...Do you make some good tea??."


Guru Nanak sang Bob M's ,' Redemption song '

Zarathustra, Lao Tze and Mahavira joined us.
Only Boddhidharma did'nt come . He left a sign board saying " Don't shit on my silence!" turning his head towards the wall for the next nine years.



nb: not offending anyone....i hope!!